In a world where your phone eats first, Wesley Miller delivers a hilarious, razor-sharp roast of our all-consuming obsession with photographing everything—and actually experiencing nothing.

From the golden age of film (when every shot mattered and you waited two weeks to see if you ruined the roll) to the iPhone revolution that turned us all into unpaid paparazzi for our own lives, Phone Eats First is the ultimate user manual for the modern feast of pixels.